Splicky Missions
Splicky Missions is a weekly publication where innocent ignorance runs free as tiny, silly critters called splickies compete for a prize. In this single-panel cartoon of sorts, you can watch young splickies try valorously albeit unavailingly to perform such simple tasks as reading, tying a ribbon, or eating a humburger.
It is said that no splic has ever won fair and square in the Splicky Missions competition, no matter how easy the missions are!
Splicky Missions
Splicky Mission 02x05
Mon, 2008/11/17 - 12:00am — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Drive a nail into the large branch.
Splicky Mission 02x04
Mon, 2008/11/10 - 12:00am — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Climb to the top of the card house.
Splicky Mission 02x03
Mon, 2008/11/03 - 12:00am — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Pop everyone else’s balloon before yours is popped.
Splicky Mission 02x01
Mon, 2008/10/20 - 12:00am — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Get to the top of the mushroom.
Splicky Mission 01x52 - Cartoon!
Sun, 2008/10/12 - 7:00pm — Quartz
Runtime: 2:05
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Paint a wall.
Splicky Mission 01x51
Sun, 2008/10/05 - 7:00pm — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Seal an envelope with your letter in it.
Splicky Mission 01x49
Sun, 2008/09/21 - 7:00pm — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Bring the flower outside of the house and set it down.
Splicky Mission 01x48
Sun, 2008/09/14 - 7:00pm — Quartz
Today’s Splicky Mission:
Stay still in the dark for 30 seconds without panicking.
